literally still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a petticoat isn’t just a type of coat
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
idea credit to scarfdog who recently deleted but her legend lives on with motha. fuckin. MYTHOMAGIC
It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons.
Yes. The sound of an Annabeth laughing in the distance
I love this
petition for australia to host a winter olympic games
AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."
AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”